The Different Monkey

The Different Monkey often carried a cup that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A cup is the item to select.

The Different Monkey desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Different Monkey found a tomato that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Different Monkey looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. It would be a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Different Monkey carried a tomato that they would share. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to select.

The Different Monkey desperately searched for a stretchman that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.