Their Boring Monkey

Their Boring Monkey always kept a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a curious operation, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

Their Boring Monkey looked for a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.

Their Boring Monkey found a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Monkey desperately searched for a pen to demolish. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was exciting. A pen being the thing selected.

Their Boring Monkey found a crown that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Monkey desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be sublime. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was chosen.