Their Fat Monkey

Their Fat Monkey craved for a can of Dr Pepper to share. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

Their Fat Monkey desired a can of Tango that they would share. This seems to be an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

Their Fat Monkey desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Their Fat Monkey craved for a teapot that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.

Their Fat Monkey desperately looked for a spade to experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to choose.

Their Fat Monkey owned a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom being the chosen thing.