Sperm donor and how much one can earn
All normal people strive to make money by doing things they enjoy - so that the work is in joy and enough to make for life . Each has his call for different things, but in one thing most men will definitely get together: masturbating is at least pleasant. Given that in every major city there is a bank for sperm intake, you can earn extra cash on your long-term hobby. Yes, and imagine, among friends, showing off a new TV, you can casually dropping - "Did some hand-job to get it". However, it's not all that simple - to become a donor of sperm, you will need to go through a chain of medical procedures. And then steadfastly keep the regime for a year.
Where to start
If you are 20, and the last two years you actively learn the delights of life in the dormitory of your college, then you won't earn even a penny on your hobby. A sperm donor must quit smoking at least a month before procedure; drinking is highly not recommended, even beer. Also doctors do not recommend to sweat in saunas shortly before the first session of paid masturbation. But this is all nonsense compared to the main barrier: you must not ejaculate three days before main enterprise. That is, neither sex, nor, more importantly to you, masturbation.
There are other rules as well, less strict. The age range of the donor is from 18 to 35 (in some clinics 20-40). They can refuse to accept your sperm, if you have congenital diseases (even nearsightedness) and you are infected with venereal infections. You need a healthy body, a height starting at 170 cm and a normal weight. If you liked the first paragraph, and the second one fits you, read on.
At hospital
Potential donor is dragged through a tonns of cabinets. You will be forced to give blood for a lot of tests, bring urine, take a probe from the urethra, will be forced through a psychiatrist, and therapist. Still, doctors will check, whether your sperm fits for fertilization of other women. There are many parameters: for example, per millimeter of sperm you should have 80 million spermatozoa.
All procedures are usually free and most of them are single, but every three months you are obliged to check blood for hepatitis B and C, and suffer bullying of your urethra. Also, you will fill in the questionnaire (color of eyes, hair, education, etc), but after a urethra stuff, agree, it's nothing.
Hand-job
The process itself takes place in a separate room, usually small. Everything for people: a couple of Playboy issues, a TV with several old school-porn on DVD, a couch, a sink, napkins. You'll have to cum down in such a small jar - you can imagine how difficult it is to send an unpredictably gushing river into such a narrow channel.
In some clinics you can bring your favorite video product or just a tablet.
Money talks
How about the most important, "salary"? Unfortunately, not as much as ine would want. In my city, the average cost of your service is 30$- not that bad, huh? But money will not be given immediately: first- a small part, then your spermatozoa will be pushed into liquid nitrogen- your white comrades will be pulled out only after six months. The defrosted sperm will be checked for a long incubation period diseases (for example, hepatitis), and if everything goes well, you will finally get your fairly earned.
Now let's count. They will sign a contract obliging you to come to a meeting with a jar at least four times. Eight to nine sessions per month is the maximum - remember the rule: you can not masturbate 3 days before your "shift". For this work you will get 30$-40$, while you can not drink, smoke, visit saunas, have a diet, and your whole sex life will be in a tiny hospital room, among the images of porn stars of the 90s.
It's better to find a normal job. Or make your girlfriend to be donor- doctors will give you ~900$ for her ovul.
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