I hope you advice cloakcoin ;-)
I am sitting on it and wait...
Its not to much the deal. But its building on bitcoincore code and solves the problem for privacy a little bit just over the nodes. Easy implementing for bitcoin core...
from my understanding.

ps. i had the same thought about bloodbath today all day at work.
oh man i still go to work.

ps2. i think trace mayer sold his pivx. 2x-3x for him in btc value :-)