Publishers Clearing House - ready to be rich?

The odds are only, what, one in 100 billion? - But it 's free! - All you have to do is put up with these well meaning Capitalists spamming you incessantly, convincing you you are about to get rich and you should therefore spend your money on whatever crap they are trying to sell you.

In all fairness, I can't resist a free lottery ticket no matter how long the odds of winning - So I play along.
Sometimes though i wish I didn't need money so I could take all of their solicitations and put it in the spam category.