An Apology From The Dollar Vigilante... We Had It All Wrong

It has come to our attention here at The Dollar Vigilante that a number of our views have been completely incorrect. And, I’d like to apologize and clarify them all now.

Central banking is not a nefarious tenet of communism designed with the sole intention to enslave and impoverish the populace. It’s just not.

Government is not the root of its words, govern=control and ment=mind. It is actually a perfectly moral system in which people have clearly agreed via the social contract they all signed, to be extorted and enslaved for their entire lives for the greater good of all.

Government public schools are not “indoctrination centers” meant to dumb down the population and take beautiful, young, curious minds and turn them into memorizing, repeating, non-thinking mouth-breathers who obey authority.

The US is actually the home of the brave and the land of the free despite the fact that most Americans cower whenever someone says the word “Russia”. And it is the land of the free. The reason the US has the world’s largest prison population, with the majority in there for victimless “crimes,” is because you can’t have freedom without mass kidnapping. It just doesn’t work any other way.

The mainstream media reports 100% factual and unbiased information and would never just repeat government propaganda.

The pharmaceutical industry has no incentive to keep cures out of the hands of the public and the only way to fix illness is to just treat the symptoms with chemicals that will mask the true cause of the ailment long enough for them to need to take more chemicals. That’s the only way.

Giving a newborn baby dozens of vaccines full of mercury for diseases that don’t even exist anymore before its immune system has even formed yet is not to reduce world population or create a public that is constantly sick and in need of more pharmaceuticals.

Fluoride dumped in the water supply isn’t to dumb down the population and calcify their pineal glands so they will be oblivious to what is really going on. It is actually to help dental health despite the complete lack of evidence of this being the case.

Man made global warming is clearly very real despite the fact that the world is getting noticeably cooler. It is clear the only way to fix it is to tax every human being on the CO2 they breathe out of their mouths and have the government spend that money wisely to fix this serious issue.

Minimum wage laws help society, do not reduce employment opportunities and were never set-up originally as a racist policy to keep black people out of the workforce.

9/11 was not an inside job. It was clearly people in caves in Afghanistan coordinating people with boxcutters who couldn’t fly airplanes, to pilot three Boeing 737s perfectly into their targets including one directly into the accounting department of the Pentagon where they had just announced they were missing $2.3 trillion the day before. It is not possible there is any other conclusion to be considered except for the official mainstream media narrative. If you do reach a different conclusion you hate America.

Bitcoin is, of course, a dangerous and risky alternative currency to the valuable and trustworthy fiat paper that the government controls. In fact, if you use cryptocurrencies like bitcoin, you are almost certainly a terrorist and a threat to national security because of how hard it is for the US government to keep track of your transactions made with them. After all, we can’t just have people going around trading freely and evading taxes!

And, most importantly, the fact that the US government is $20 trillion in debt with massive runaway deficits does not mean the entire financial system is on the cusp of failure. In fact, it turns out Dick Cheney was right when he said, "Deficits don't matter." It doesn't matter at all. We should have listened to Paul Krugman. There will never be a crash again.

I could actually go on and on with all the things we’ve gotten completely wrong over the years. I don’t know how we managed to get so much totally wrong. And, I apologize.

We’ll do our best from now on to toe the official mainstream narrative on all these topics and more.

Happy April Fool’s Day.