Grocery Store Hell

So I just got back from my weekly grocery store trip with ALL 3 of my kids!! Oh what a mess we look like in the store! I'm sure people walk by and stare and think she is bat shit crazy! Well folks, I'm here to tell you that taking 3 kids to the grocery store is HELL! I swear If I'd look up HELL in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Me and my children standing in a grocery store. I get a little overwhelmed anyways going to the store, let alone with 3 kids. They want everything, they fight over who pushes the buggy, they fight over what snacks to get, they kick each other, they push each other, they tattle on each other every 5 seconds, they have to pee, they are hungry, ahhhhhhhh!!! I feel like screaming and kicking!!

Sometimes my brain amazes me! It is extremely overwhelming grocery shopping and tending to 3 little humans who all think that THEY have it figured out! IF they had it figured out, THEY would be doing the grocery shopping! LOL I bet grocery stores LOVE when a Mom and her children come in! After the first 20 minutes of saying No, it gets exhausting so I always end up with waaaayyy more than I anticipated!

They NEVER get the Ice Cream! I don't know why it is so hard for them to just behave while in the store. I'm not sure if this is just my kids' thing or if every kid does this but it seems like they are even worse in the grocery store! When we go to restaurants and eat we always get compliments on how well behaved our kids are. I can't help but think, "I wish they were this good while grocery shopping." I just want to tell them that I hate it just as much as them but it's just something we have to do! Instead, I just keep on trucking. Sale who? What brand is cheaper who? No time to stop and smell the fresh bread in the bakery, just grab the regular sandwich bread. Just GO! MOVE MOVE MOVE!! LOL

One sweet day they will be forced to take THEIR children grocery shopping, and revenge shall be mine!! Muahahaha!!