A Day in the life of a Steemit Minnow
With the amazing number of newbies joining steemit in the last 2 months I wanted to write something that would be fun and also meaningful for the minnows.
6 AM
Wake up and check steemit notifications on esteem app. Check you voting power and delegation power on steemnow.com, steemdb.com. Yes we need to check multiple sites since not all are working and some are delayed.
7 AM
Submit a new post on chainbb.com hoping some bots click on it. (Don't worry posts on chainbb get created on steemit.com seamlessly). Don't tell anyone that 15% of rewards goes to chainbb account.
8 AM
Login to minnowsupport(Peace, Abundance, Liberty) discord channel and submit the new post for upvoting. $upvote firstblabla of the day.
Get disappointed some days when the minnowsupport bot says you are in cool down period.
Also promote the post by copy pasting the url in various post promotions discord channels.9 AM
Submit the post to all kinds of BOT(@randowhale, @booster, @minnowbooster, @lovebot,@lovejuice, etc...) for upvoting. Don't worry to check if the final amount paid to the author(yes yes includes lot of fees and curation rewards) is more than the amount you sent to the bot. Remember everyone is here to make money and that includes you,me and the bots.
We are just missing a IKnowItAll bot. Rumours are some hackers are working on it.10 AM
Act like you are doing some work while browsing steemmit, upvoting articles and posting comments on random articles with thanks for sharing, beautiful picture and other regular bla bla messages.
11 AM
Check responses to posts, comments and reply them with Thank You and thank you for visiting comments. Yes more 0.001 SBD rewards. They all add up.
12 PM
Respond to work emails.
1 PM
Have Lunch and chat on the discord app and ask bunch of SHIT questions to WHALES.
2 PM
Start Thinking about the next Post for the evening.
3 PM
Login to facebook and other social media accounts and download old pictures, videos and use them in the next post.4 PM
Do some real office work.
5 PM
Check if there are any bots that have been created in the last 24 hours.
6 PM
Hang out with friends/co-workers and promote stemmit showing them all the trending posts and how people are making hundreds daily for posting shit.
7 PM
Submit the second post on chainbb.com again.
8 PM
Login to minnowsupport(Peace, Abundance, Liberty) discord channel and submit the second post for upvoting. $upvote bla.....( Yes minnowsupport needs a 12 hour break before if you can submit next post for voting again).
9 PM
Submit the second post to all bots for upvoting.
10 PM
Check steem.supply to figure out what is your projected income in the next few days.
11 PM
Chat some SPAM on discord using smart phone till you fall asleep. Yes beg for people to upvote telling them about newly created awesome post or contest.
12 AM - 6 AM
Dream about a WHALE upvoting your post.
Warning : The post is intended for people who can take a heavy dose of sarcasm and not get easily offended like the crybaby liberal media.
If you believe in the minnow power please support the amazing and creative Mrs.Lauren here
Keep Steeming without quitting your daily job.
Nice post.
Congratulations! This post has been upvoted from the communal account, @minnowsupport, by wayfaraway from the Minnow Support Project. It's a witness project run by aggroed, ausbitbank, teamsteem, theprophet0, and someguy123. The goal is to help Steemit grow by supporting Minnows and creating a social network. Please find us in the Peace, Abundance, and Liberty Network (PALnet) Discord Channel. It's a completely public and open space to all members of the Steemit community who voluntarily choose to be there.
If you like what we're doing please upvote this comment so we can continue to build the community account that's supporting all members.
Nice article
Thanks for visiting :p
You spinned the Wheel of Upvotes! Where did it land?
Congratulations! The upvote is coming straight to your post!
If you like this idea, please upvote this comment or try another spin on the wheel so the project can grow!
Thank you for summoning me hackerwhacker. I would like to notify you that the new price for the wheel 1 is 0.04 SBD/Steem.
The post is kinda true, but I have never heard of lovejuice or lovebot. Are these real? :)
Congratulations! This post has been upvoted from the communal account, @minnowsupport, by OverkillCoin from the Minnow Support Project. It's a witness project run by aggroed, ausbitbank, teamsteem, theprophet0, and someguy123. The goal is to help Steemit grow by supporting Minnows and creating a social network. Please find us in the Peace, Abundance, and Liberty Network (PALnet) Discord Channel. It's a completely public and open space to all members of the Steemit community who voluntarily choose to be there.
If you like what we're doing please upvote this comment so we can continue to build the community account that's supporting all members.
So much truth yet very humorous post.
This post has received a sweet gift of Dank Amps in the flavor of 1.14 % upvote from @lovejuice thanks to: @hackerwhacker. Vote for Aggroed!
Love all the suggestions and links. Took me a while to check all your recommendations and your girl Lauren is awesome! Thanks for the daily schedule made me giggle, it's to close to what my daily routine looks like.
My daily dream of a whale 🐳 following/upvoting is too real.
Thanks. I have no girls named lauren. Haha
Aww that was very sweet of you to give me a shoutout :) I appreciate it