Meme short story contest:an awkward date
So i stepped in ready to slay his money and the restaurant's menu. It was a blind date but his choice of meeting point shows he could pay the bills
I sighted a breath taking cutie on a table for two, he was on his phone and i was convinced he was the one. I smiled all the way down there
Excuse me ma'am, i think you're on the wrong table, my date just left for the rest room.
I shamefully went to another table, texted him, called him endlessly but no response.
He will come and meet me here.
While he's wasting my time, lemme order orisirisii to keep myself busy.
About an hour later he texted, that he couldn't make it again, his car broke down, his phone was given him issue blah blah blah
Ma your bill is 25,500
Ayemi temibami
The month just begun and I've swiped almost half of my earnings in one evening...
Now i know the importance of saying swiper no swipping....
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Thanks to everyone that supported the contest @onos, @dklef @trojan4 i enjoyed your meme stories.
My winner is @dklef 3sbd
Since the participants didn't get to choose the second winner, the 2sbd would be spilt between the two other participants....
See you in the next round
you could always wash the plates say for one week straight.
Doesn't sound like a bad idea though. And pots too... Mopping the floor would suffice too :D
Fine geh like me
You see yourself 😂 thank God say I no come
Evil child
Person we do you oh
Connecting stories with memes - this is awesomely brilliant.
But I'm wondering; why would someone that wants to make heaven consume 25k on a first date?
Vhee, fear God oo :)
Hahahahahahahaha
Where i went to, a glass of zobo was 7500 and the rest is history
I'm sure the zobo must have been prepared with alien recipe. Welcome to Earth 2
I go swear give them
Sidown one place, sidown one place you dinor hear...
Lwkmd...
You wantu b following man at your age..
Dis small shide..
And u dinor pay tithe out of dah money o..
C just goan buy 2 paints of garri and keep in the house. Dont buy groundnut o - it aff cost, but jus teh them dah u are avoiding pimples. DOnt buy sugar too, teh them u are avoiding diabetes. No worry month go soon end...
Runs away with slippers in hand
Evul pelson
See your life, if you been no get money nko?
The sweetest part here is that you could also afford the orishiri and feel the pains, ntua ke spirit
I for go kitchen submit my cv
Hahaha. This is damn hilarious. You Know, spending half of your salary earnings on such frivolity. But you sef nor try, why did you have to order 'orisirisi' of such quantum amount without your date in sight yet. Na wa ooo...
This is a lovely contest. It should be nurtured. I think there's huge prospects in this very contest. I in particular like short stories and comedy plus when it's mixed with matching memes. So so fun doing this.
I look forward to improving in the art of meme comedy. Many thanks ma'am.
You're right, I'll update the theme for the next contest later today
Alright then.
Nice one dear, i enjoyed reading!
Thanks shuga
....in other words... Half of your salary is 25k.... Essogay....
Lemme goan eat my bole
Person canuh play with you again ni