Suicide is a very serious situation. While humor is valuable, and I am one who can appreciate "dirty" humor, I am a suicide attempt survivor.

There is nothing funny about suicide. When I made the attempt, I thought that there was absolutely no reason to live. The pain and emptiness of feeling like there is no reason to be in the world is unfathomably deep and there are nearly no departures from it when you reach that point.

The true reason not to commit suicide is the lives of those who love and support you, as well as the universe's plan for your life.

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