I farted and now I have to change my panties. Seriously, we need to find a cure for the wet fart
Was it all the IPA beer or the Minestrone or the combination of both? I thought it was going to be a clean fart, but after going to the point of no return, I soon realized it was more than hot air.
This is not how I wanted to start the new year..all poopie and what not.
I will finish the Minestrone regardless of all the pain I will have to endure, because of love the soup so much.
I'm just kidding about the wet fart this morning, but it's a real problem in society, and we need to find a cure.
I'm @runridefly, and I'm thankfuk for the 6 pair of new underwear I got for Christmas. Steem On Dudes!
Hey IBS is a real problem
It's been awhile since my last shart. Thanks for the memories!
How did we evolve to have to wipe our asses with toilet paper? We've gotten too far from nature.
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