HOW TO TREAT A CHICKEN ( The Right Way)
When a rooster sets his eyes on prey the battle is already finished.
Never make eye contact with a full Male rooster.
It's ok if they are trans though.
If a rooster decides you are a worthy mate do not run.
Embrace the chicken and pray he does not bite your head off after he is finished.
A roosters favorite snack is potato chips...
mmm, yup definitely potato chips.
Never pretend that you are one of them.
They can easily sense your fear and smell your nasty human scent. NASTY human.
This is Billy, his best friend is a shovel.
Give it kisses Billy, yeah that's right Billy give it kisses.
Lol. True.
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Thats some funny weird stuff @pwny!
/FF
That was unique hahhaa :)
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Yeah all of them are from Wikihow. I thought they were silly so I used them.
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