HOW TO TREAT A CHICKEN ( The Right Way)steemCreated with Sketch.

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When a rooster sets his eyes on prey the battle is already finished.

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Never make eye contact with a full Male rooster.
It's ok if they are trans though.

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If a rooster decides you are a worthy mate do not run.
Embrace the chicken and pray he does not bite your head off after he is finished.

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A roosters favorite snack is potato chips...
mmm, yup definitely potato chips.

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Never pretend that you are one of them.
They can easily sense your fear and smell your nasty human scent. NASTY human.

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This is Billy, his best friend is a shovel.
Give it kisses Billy, yeah that's right Billy give it kisses.

If you need more information on how to treat a chicken ( the right way) please send your questions to @ned. He is a nice man and will give you good answers.

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#funny #busy #farm #animals
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     6 years ago 

    Lol. True.

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     6 years ago 

    100%😂

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       6 years ago 

      Thats some funny weird stuff @pwny!
      /FF

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       6 years ago 

      That was unique hahhaa :)

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       6 years ago 

      Image collected from wiki.

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       6 years ago (edited)

      Yeah all of them are from Wikihow. I thought they were silly so I used them.

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         6 years ago 

        Wow beautiful post

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         6 years ago 

        Oh your post is very important.I like your all post

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