Ugandan Knuckles Rick and Morty Copypasta

To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to know da way. The twists and turns are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of African geography most of the directions will go over the typical hedgehog’s head. There’s also Knuckles’ steadfast outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Zhuangzi’s writings, for instance. The tribe understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of da way, to realize that they’re not just directions - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who don’t know da way truly ARE non-believers - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the depth in the tribe’s existential clicking noises, which itself is a cryptic reference to Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s renowned novel “Half of a Yellow Sun”. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the tribe’s genius wit unfolds itself onto VRChat. What fools. How I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Uganda tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the Queen’s eyes only - and even then they have to demonstrate that their click is within 5 decibels of my own click (preferably quieter) beforehand. Nothin’ personal kid 😎