exponensal equashuns

keep a secret for me.
don't tell even me what the secret is, make it a good one.

for example here be a wish:

writers, story tellers and extrademeshunal travelers are bulden me multeplaciT of forever 8's where there dones are exponensalee multeplyed enchaned fashun.

(-((2.4743cos((x^3)+39999))/x )+ (((20+x)^2)/100) + 4

solvle at 8 melleon seconds \\ x