My Ridiculuos Body Massage Experience

When you're stressed out from a heavy work and wanting something to relax, you immediately think of going to a massage. And Yes, that's some kind of idea worth considering especially when you want to rejuvinate again.

But here in this blog, I have listed some of the most notable things to reconsider before going to a massage.

1. Wear your BEST clothes - Especially UNDERWEAR

As everybody knows, when going to a massage, you are always ask to take your clothes off except for the undes. But what if you're not prepared. The unde's you wear is quite loose or have these tiny wholes relegated to some parts. Ooops. Truly such a morale booster facing the masseur.

1. Make yourself clean - I mean SHAVE

When it's full body, you know its full body. Therefore some parts hidden will be exposed in the broad day light. At the start of the massage, you still feel his/her tender touch making you feel relax but what if he/she suddenly laid his/her hand on your butt. Would you feel electrified at the sudden thought of being hairy at the moment. Therefore, deforestation is sometimes a life-saving option.

1. Be free from GAS PAIN or else you know what will happen.

Masseur having good and gentle hands is like a baker baking the finest bread. But what if your masseur has a hand of a wrestler? Then, farting at separate moments will be like a series of fireworks continually blown and exploded. Good if you have good control but if not, then ready your face so thick to endure such humiliation.

1. Be sure you don't have a body of a stick match

Having a masseur like of a wrestler has to be atleast paired with a John Cena body of beholder. When you're just like a stick match, then massaging you is just like a walk in the park. Bones broken, shoulders endured and ACL broken leaves you completely limping. Therefore, form your body before thinking of massaging.

If you have ridiculuosly awesome expereince to tell about massaging, then feel free to exposed and share your most unforgettable thoughts about it.

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