Massage Therapy is Hell

Ok, I'm going to start drumming lightly bap bap bap bap. You are feeling very relaxed. You imagine you are riding in a horse drawn carriage while I drum on your back throughout the countryside. There is a stream up ahead bap bap bap. It sounds lovely. You can hear the rocks shuffling beneath the water. The current is strong bap bap bap.

There are voices you can make out just under the sound of the stream. They are children's voices. They are laughing. Someone is singing to them bap bap bap.

Ok time's up.