The Adorable Martian

The Adorable Martian had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes embrace. This seems an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Martian desired a cucumber that they would embrace. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Martian had a can of Dr Pepper to smash. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Martian had a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Martian desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Adorable Martian looked for a helmet that they would sometimes break. It was a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.