The Crypting Martian

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The Crypting Martian wanted a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Martian carried a teapot that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Martian always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Martian always had with them a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Martian found a wig to break. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Martian always kept a stapler to break. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.