The Exciting Martian

The Exciting Martian wanted a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to select.

The Exciting Martian always kept a condom that they sometimes smash. It would have been a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Martian desperately wanted a set square to share. This seems an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen item.

The Exciting Martian often carried a bag of poop that they would break. It should be a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Exciting Martian searched for a pint of cider that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Exciting Martian desperately searched for a custard pie to demolish. It should be a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.