Strictly for men only

STRICTLY FOR MEN ONLY(with malice towards none)😀😊😎🤠🤔😳🤓

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.😆😆😆🤣😂

marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can"t face each other, but still they stay together.* 🤣😤😂

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you"ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you"ll become a philosopher.🤔🤣😤😂

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. 🤣😤😂

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?🤣😤😂

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 😄😂😤🤣

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."😤😤😂

"I don"t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." 🤣😤😂

"I"ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!🤣😂😂

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming🤔😤
1. Whenever you"re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you"re right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife"s birthday is to forget it once.😱😰👊🏻😤🤣😂
_~By Kobe BryantYou know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.😉😤😂

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.😜🤣
A good wife always forgives her husband when she"s wrong.😂

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.😤😂

A man inserted an "ad" in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."😂

First Guy (proudly): "My wife"s an angel!"
Second Guy : "You"re lucky, mine"s still alive." 😤🤣

“First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!🤣😤😂

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don"t have a Wife"🤣😤😂4th