You dont say, lol. I had much the same experience with my daughter. Hmm I didnt think of sabotage. However, I did think of something and let's just say that was Ben's (to steal your words Quill) raison d’etre. At the time a live in playmate seemed like the perfect answer. I guess in the long run, the laugh is on me. He did free up some time for me here and there, but I have had to feed him for 18 years now. Alas I think I found a better idea. Perhaps I should have gotten a playmate that also liked to play dolls! ;)