Chapter 2 Introduction

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Chapter 2 Introduction

First things first…
THAT IS NOT ME on the cover.
And it's not meant to symbolize me!
I don't have a beard like that, and I don't own an AR-15 or live on a farm.
Two sentences in, and I'm already yelling!
Joe America is not a single person.
It's a way of life.

It annoys me to have to say this, but Joe America has no gender.
I sound like a liberal right?
I feel dirty after saying that.
Right now I smell like a soy latte and “veather” (vegan leather) just because I uttered those words.
I will do my best over the course of this book to not only make you understand what “Joe America” is through my own personal views, but I also plan on inspiring you to head to the polls the minute you finish this book…and maybe even consider camping out there until election day.

This is the second book I've written.
My first book was published during Quarantine 2020. It was called 'Everyday I'm Shuffling' under the pen name “Rob Berry” earlier this year.
That book was about my 10 years as a casino dealer.
If you want to laugh, and learn about the “real” casino life, instead of the “Hollywood casino illusion,” a simple search on Amazon will bring it up!

But let’s get to the main reason why you have this book in your hands…
I've always wanted to write a book about my political views, and the greatest country in the world.
For some reason, people over the years have related and connected to my many “Joe America” social media posts.
I think its because I'M JUST A REGULAR GUY.
I've said it time and time again that I am nobody special.

And shocker…can you believe this annoyed some people?
I've received comments, messages and emails telling me that my “humbleness” was annoying.
These messages were from conservatives, not liberals.

When I allow my inner Leo to shine, and allow myself to be proud and run my mouth, I must admit I come off as “too cocky,” and I don’t like that.
Coming off that way for me is a total lose-lose situation.
But here is what I have learned…
You can’t make everyone happy in life.
That's not my goal.
My goal is to inspire people.
My goal is to fire you the f-ck up to the point that you are ready to stand up in a jeep and drive right into a tornado that is shooting out fireballs…with an American flag in one
hand, and the gun of your choice in the other!

What it ultimately comes down to for me is this…
I just want you to know that you are not alone.
I stand with you here as an American who loves this country and everything in it!
I hate to be silenced, and I hate to hear that I should shut up, and stop posting what I post.
Some people might see it as complaining or venting, and some may even see it as inspiring.

I want the same thing that every “Joe” and “Jane” in the USA wants.
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.
I want to be left alone by the government, and I want a simple life.
I just want to be able to support my family, and enjoy the crazy interesting journey we are all on called “life.”
I want to be able to give my son the memories that my parents gave me while growing
up.
I want to make people who know me personally, proud that they know me.
But I need to also say that…
I don’t need their approval to be happy!

This book is basically going to be one giant social media post.
That is my writing style…as you can already tell by now…
Conversational and straight to the point, without the fear of judgment or hesitation!

As you read this book…
I want you to imagine that we are sitting down in your favorite bar having a conversation as fellow citizens of this great country.
Everything I am sharing with you in this conversation is coming directly from me 100%
authentically, and without holding anything back.
That’s the only way to do it, and that’s what you will get by reading this book.
So…

There is something very important you should know about this book.
Around the time during the beginning of the Obama presidency, I really began feeling forgotten and abandoned as a Freedom-Loving American.
This feeling inspired me to start creating and publishing content on my Facebook profile.
I was “preaching to the choir” if you will…
And from my own personal perspective…I believe I got really good at it.

With every click of that Facebook share button…
I was firing off truth bombs to my fellow Patriots, and offending every lib possible.
It was the least I could do for watching them, and their cronies, destroy the country that I
love.
The people who didn’t like what I wrote, were like tin cans on top of a picket fence.
I was plucking them off one-by-one with every click of that share button.

I wasn’t spewing lies…
But instead I was bringing to life the facts around the many hot-button issues plaguing our country today.
The more I offended and angered these individuals, the faster my friends list
dropped...and the more Patriots I began attracting.
These Patriots felt the same way as me about what was going on in this country!
I was no longer sitting back!
I was standing up for what I believed in!
Now…

Another thing you need to know about this book is…
You are going to see the name “Joe” a lot.
I'm not speaking of myself, but rather all of us.
We are all Joe…
So hold off until you write the review to call me narcissistic!
Sidenote…That was for the libs!
LOL!
Not for my fellow Freedom-Loving patriot!
Yeah…I know that there will libs that read this book, hate it, and shit on it in the review.
I'm already counting on it.
And I honestly don’t care!

They can kiss my Freedom-Loving American ass as far as I am concerned!
If we as Patriots have learned anything about how President Donald Trump chooses to live his life…
It’s this…
Be true to yourself, and never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in!
This book already seems like it's going to be more fun to write than my first.
And that excites me!

My passion for the USA is far greater than my hatred for dealing cards.
I enjoyed writing the last book because I was able to put the company I worked for on
blast, and it was more of a comedic book than anything.
I wanted to make people laugh.

This book will be much different though.
I hope you read it and say, "That sounds like me."
Or…you choose to buy it for a friend or family member and say, "This is so you."
Even after this book is completed and published, I still won't see myself as an author.
Yes…seriously.

I'm just some dude who likes to write, and share his views.
I'm just an Average Joe who sits down to “Take a Pelosi” just like most of you.
Well I hope you sit…
You never know nowadays!
Uh oh…I just triggered another liberal!
Whatever!

If we have people in this country that are eating Tide Pods…
I wouldn't be surprised if people stand up when they are “Dropping their ‘Hillary's’ off at
the pool.”
Anyway…I digress.

So kick off those work boots, and grab a beer.
Fry up some bacon or fire up the grill.
And put some pregame music on…
I recommend, “God Bless the USA” by Lee Greenwood.
Get yourself fired up.
Inhale freedom…Exhale greatness.
It's time to go on a wild adventure through the mind of the “Average Joe.”
Are you ready?


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