You're nuts mate, lol. What are those little ones that are really nasty that go hiding under the handle of a spade or fork etc? Yike's, no thanks!

I prefer snakes, they don't like us, so apart from the odd one or two that play dead (coral snake being one I think), the others don't like humans, so if you make a bit of noise through the jungle they're long gone before you get there. ;)