The Stupid Lunatic

The Stupid Lunatic always carried a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Lunatic always had with them a helmet that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Lunatic needed a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a somewhat surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Lunatic desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to demolish. It might be an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Stupid Lunatic desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Stupid Lunatic desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often smash. It would be a new proposal, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was fun. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.