The Chinese Lunatic

The Chinese Lunatic desired a helmet that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Lunatic found a cucumber that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be amazing. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Lunatic carried a chocolate bar to put up their bum. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Lunatic found a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Lunatic desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Chinese Lunatic desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would embrace. It should have been a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.