10 Things Sweeter Than So-Called Sex

 Sex appears to be most heightened of feelings to many, however, there are many other relegated special feelings.

 Really, what isn’t sweeter than so-called sex?

 1. Sex with love making in it.

2. Succeeding in saving a struggling dying ant from the tiny droplet of water.

3. ‎Having a pooh timeout, after four days of ‘no dung making’.

4. The slight moment in between, having succeeded in removing that slight meat-piece from you tight teeth and putting the meat-piece back in your mouth to re-chew.

5. Feeding flying visiting birds at your backyard with remains of your food.

6. Being an iniesta, in the moment when he scored the 93rd minute goal in injury time , against Chelsea football club.

7. Peeing on a spot in the toilet bowl non-stop, just to extinguish an anonymous person’s pooh stain.

8. Gulping a whole lump of cold ‘throat-sized’ ice-cream while chewing loads of yummy chocolate.

9. Nose picking or picking your nose.

10. Releasing a captive ‘sneeze’ eventually and a huge deep sigh combined, is sweeter than so called sex