Subtly Romantic (and Medical) Ways to Say “I Love You”

You make me have premature ventricular contractions.
. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body .

I get tachycardia when I’m around you.
When your heart is beating too fast, it may not pump blood effectively to the rest of your body.
A heart rate of more than 100 beats per minute (BPM) in adults is called tachycardia. What's too fast for you may depend on your age and physical condition.

You raise my oxytocin levels.
Oxytocin is a powerful hormone that acts as a neurotransmitter in the brain. It regulates social interaction and sexual reproduction, playing a role in behaviors from maternal-infant bonding and milk release to empathy, generosity, and orgasm. When we hug or kiss a loved one, oxytocin levels increase; hence, oxytocin is often called "the love hormone.

You increase blood flow to my brain in all of the right places.
By comparing fMRI studies of people who were experiencing passionate love, maternal love or unconditional love, researchers have identified a network of brain regions that correspond to love. These regions are believed to be activated because of increased blood flow that is the basis of fMRI detection. Check out this infographic from Scientific American for more information.

5.You must have done a cardiectomy on me.
Cardiectomy refers to the surgical removal of the heart, so this is basically saying,
excision of the cardiac portion of the stomach. it means when you love me its means you removed my heart and take it with yourself.

6.Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick?
Dopamine is a neurotransmitter that helps control the brain's reward and pleasure centers. Dopamine also helps regulate movement and emotional responses, and it enables us not only to see rewards, but to take action to move toward them.

I came down with a sudden case of dyspnea when I first met you.
Dyspnea is the medical term for shortness of breath, sometimes described as "air hunger." It is an uncomfortable feeling.
Shortness of breath can range from mild and temporary to serious and long lasting.