9 DANGEROUS WORDS USED BY WOMEN. .

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to
shut up.
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2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
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3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on
your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
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1. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission.
   Don’t Do It!
   .
   5.) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a
   non-verbal statement often misunderstood by
   men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
   idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
   standing here and arguing with you about
   nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
   nothing.)
   .
   6.) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most
   dangerous statements a women can make to a
   man. That’s okay means she wants to think
   long and hard before deciding how and when
   you will pay for your mistake.
   .
   7.) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not
   question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I
   want to add in a clause here – This is true,
   unless she says ‘Thanks ALOT’ – that is PURE
   sarcasm, and she is not thanking you at all. DO
   NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a
   'WHATEVER’).
   8.) WHATEVER: Is a woman’s way of saying F–
   YOU!
   .
   9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another
   dangerous statement, meaning this is
   something that a woman has told a man to do
   several times, but is now doing it herself. This
   will later result in a man asking ‘WHAT'S
   WRONG?’
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   For the woman’s response refer to #3.