A Beginners Guide On How To Attract Ladiez

If you're a human being, there is a 91.5683% chance to be exact that you want to be in a relationship or make love. It's human nature; and unfortunately human nature sometimes sucks duck.

Girls continue to avoid you and never give you a chance even though you are clearly the best candidate. You're an amazing guy who any girl would be lucky to have. Why? Because you say you are duh! But despite your inside awesomeness, girls go for men who are clearly inferior to you. Pretty frustrating right?

So i'm going to teach you all how to attract ladies because I am a dating exxxpert. It's so easy, a caveman can do it!

1. Ladiez like guys with "status" Why? Because women are trained to be locusts and they like to ravage your money. For women, it's all about money money money and many of them will freeload off your money! A woman's favorite color on a man is green because green = money!

In addition to having having so much money you can have a pool party, you need to have a fancy car, a nice suit, a well paying job, and 2 lady companions by your side at all times. Kind of like Hugh Hefner!

Moni brings all the hoes ladiez to the yard.

2. Become a overly confident a hole "alpha male"

Women's clothes automatically fall off to the scent of an overly confident a hole alpha male! All you need to do is become super buff, walk like you own the whole friggin world, wear black and glasses, and flirt with every single girl you see and talk in a low manly voice. And in no time, you will be attracting ladies.

3. What the heck do I talk about on a first date?

Women only care about money, status, and romance stuff so just talk about how much moni you make and how much amazing love poetry you write.

Be like ayyy gurl I make 150k a year, I got a nice car, nice house. I write love poetry on the sides. I'm single ready to mingle ;)

4. Dateable Men vs Undateable Men.

Unlike men who are willingly to **** every single pretty girl on sight, only 10% of guys are wanted by the majority of women. This means that you either have to be super hot or super rich! Below is a graph of dateable vs undateable guys created by lead dating scientist Jack E. Chan.

This graph shows that women will rate you primarily on looks and by the amount of wealth you possess. So you either have to be super rich or super hawt! So the good news for you ugly guys out there is that you can make up for it by making poop loads of money. Stop sitting on your ass on the computer all day and go out there and get an education!

With this revolutionary award-winning advice, you will be attracting gold-diggers in no time! Woohoo!

About the author:

Alvorek is a dating exxxpert who has actually never had a girlfriend or any interaction with women lasting a minute or more. His greatest accomplishments in life is talking to a pretty girl for 50 seconds without shitting his pants.