Inspirational speech about how to increase money and save money

In our farm -
hole by hole.
Waste weight,
expenses swarm.
therefore
we
at home
we borrow.
Of course,
there are no fools
for nothing
give away
your coin.
Loan
so
so launched,
that all income -
and takers
and the giver.
Clear,
like a turnip on a platter, -
income is mutual.
Rise in the morning
and, not embarrassed by laziness,
run
to the nearest
to the bank branch!
Unwilling
outsiders distracted,
demand right away

• to submit bonds!
  Of course,
  demand
  twenty-five-rubble.
  And there is no quarter -
  it's a sham!
  Such bonds,
  point to point,
  for five rubles,
  and then in installments!
  Happiness will fall -
  participate in the win
  in the fifth part.
  What if
  you will not grind Emel
  and buy
  not later than by the 1st of April,
  then -
  from delight, the verse goes numb -
  installment plan
  from four months
  and up to six.
  And
  (the only case in the world!)
  quarterly
  sold
  on 24,
  and the five -
  for 4 and 8 hryvnia.
  In a word:
  income - a downpour!
  This loan
  of such kind,
  what is available
  for the whole working people.
  You sit yourself
  and do not blow into a whisker.
  For every ruble -
  plus tenge.
  And lucky,
  and instead of a monetary post -
  you win
  thousand to half a hundred.
  And the number of copies -
  weight,
  bored as much:
  in a year to four.
  The circulation is in circulation!
  And in general,
  heart of joy olei, -
  is played out
  up to seventeen million rubles.
  I get offended:
• What are you,
  in hiring?
  Only you write,
  what about a winning loan! -
  My speech
  meek and quiet:
• On a good thing -
  do not mind the verse. -
  The coming years
  are covered with darkness.
  One thing is certain: on the 27th
  (and what is known,
  about that and sing)
• the most profitable thing
  10% loan!
  1927

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