in lion •  2 years ago

A Lion is sitting with a bull, having dinner.

The Lion’s wife is calling: - Honey, are you coming home soon? - Yes, dear, - I will be at home soon!
The bull laughed: - Well, what a joker you are - "Yes, dear, I will soon be home!", you're the king of beasts, for example, when I hit the table - silence, woman, when it is necessary - then I will come!
What the Lion answers: - Don’t make them equal, your wife is cow, and mine is Lioness!


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