Play With Linux ! Funny Replies [18+]

in #linux7 years ago

Computer is a dumb machine, it does what it is told to do. But we humans are smart and try to add fun whereever possible. If you are a linux user just open your terminal and type these commands to get funny replies.


  • root@tushar:~# ^How did the sex change operation go?^
    bash: :s^How did the sex change operation go?^ : substitution failed

  • root@tushar:~# %blow
    bash: fg: %blow: no such job

  • root@tushar%:~# nice man woman
    No manual entry for woman

  • root@tushar:~# make love
    make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop.

  • $ [ whereis my brain?
    sh: 2: [: missing ]

  • % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.

  • % !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.

  • root@tushar:~# world
    bash: world: not found

Enjoy!

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