WRITE A LIMERICK. WEEK ONE- My Entry

NED

My neighbour said it was Ned!

I said “really...what in my shed?

She said “yes he’s letting of steem”

I wondered is this really a dream?

I opened the door and there he was sat

Head in his hands on my gardening mat!

“Oh dear Ned, whatever’s the matter?”

“Your sat all red eyed just like the mad hatter!”

“Nothing my dear, I’m clearing my head,

Is it ok to use your gardening shed?"

“Of course dear Ned, take as long as you need

I’ll go inside make you a drink and a feed”

“I just can’t seem to get steem out of my head, 

It’s everywhere, the house, the car, my bed.

Wherever i am there’s nowhere to hide

I’m sorry my friend, to you I confide!”

“Don’t be daft i’m happy to help,

I’ll come to the rescue if I hear a yelp

I’ll make you some food and leave you to think

Hopefully you will find that missing link

But there is a solution that will set you free

YOU CAN GIVE ALL THAT BLOOMIN’ STEEM TO ME!