May I be the first to say that I love everything about everything you are and say.

I hope so bad this isn’t just a thing you’re doing and this is the way you are.

Because (and I mean this) the only other person who could possibly pull off using phrases like “anachronistic flow of the universe” and “crip nigga,” in the span of a few sentences is Del the Funky Homosapien.

And Sir DZL is in a league of his own.

So, you’ve definitely earned yourself a fan.