Paradise Or Death Contest-- Round 2. . .

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This is my entry into round 2 of Paradise or Death"

 

February, 1st 2028 

Dear Hagbard,

Our first month here on earth being the last known survivors has been rough. Rodney Dangerfield kept things humorous and our spirits high, but we ended up mourning his death when he went out for a swim in the ocean and was taken by the undercurrent. This has been a huge loss for our team and I am trying to pick up the slack in keeping the humor alive. Einstein has shared with us that he has figured out some complex mathematical equation and now has the capability to make a time-travel machine utilizing only the tools we have. He has started on this project and it should be complete by month's end. We are all excited about this revelation as it will give us the ability to leave this time/space and venture forward or backward in time. . We have decided that we will all go backwards in time to witness evolution and different periods in history. We have been advised that we will all need to be careful not to mess with the space-time continuum or we may all end up disappearing permanently. Not so sure I trust this endeavor, but hey, he's fucking Einstein so we'll see. Ramana has been holding daily Satsangs to keep our spirits strong in the present moment. It has been extremely helpful with mind wandering and negative thoughts. . .

Einstein and I are building shelter on the beach front utilizing the metal and wood we have. It is tough work but he wrote out such an elaborate detailed plan that it is easy for us to follow. Charlize Theron and Jackie Kennedy have been a pain in the ass to be honest. They haven't been much help and complain a lot. I think they are horny so maybe they need a threesome to satisfy their bad moods. Who knows. . 

Shelter is first and foremost and we are almost done with our beach house. . Finally a place to rest my head other than the beach. . . Last night was kind of wild because we all went on a late night beach walk after consuming loads of magic mushrooms. It was Charlize and Jackie's first experience and they were blown out of their minds. . Ramana's mushrooms didn't kick in and Einstein was probably the coolest guy I ever tripped with. Reminded me of the good ole days. . He took my mind on a magic carpet ride through the universe. We all ended up passing out on the beach and woke up with our faces in the sand. . . Food has actually been pretty good and compromised of mainly a fish diet. Ramana and I have been fishing daily with the fishing poles we brought. He is quite the fisherman. . .

 I have planted our marijuana seeds, corn seeds, and apple seeds. . Watermelon and Cucumber has been a good addition to the daily fish but we figure the more variety the better. . 

I miss you Hagbard and mourned your death for weeks when all of humanity was annihilated. . . I will continue to write to you weekly in this journal. 

I know you are in a better place and writing as if you were here keeps my hopes high. . 

Your Friend,

Rawdawg