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RE: Office/Tech Buzzwords & Jargon: PLEASE KILL THEM ALL! Which ones do you want to kill!? Which do you hate?! And why?!
I used to hate all the office slang words from teamwork to brainstorming to game-changing to walking an extra mile. It seemed like everyone, including my antisocial boss, used to make some world-saving inventions every day, while in reality they just did accounting. I cannot stand those words.
Now when I think more about it... Maybe it was the reason why I quit my office job for good.
FUCK ALL OF THOSE WORDS, TOO! YES!
I have a pretty racy mind and I tend to over-analyze a lot. Well, not in a negative way, but in a way where I notice things and take account of them pretty meticulously in my head. Hearing stupid buzzwords over and over from verbal-masturbators on a quest for cool points, trying to display themselves as more savvy than they really are just absolutely KILLS me. Makes me feel like re-enacting that one scene from 28 Days Later when he gets to meet his wife again and MAJOR SPOILER: .............................. Pushes his thumbs in her eyes and pummels her head in.
This office slang is something that I'm definitely not going to be missing! So glad that I get to work with like-minded friends that are on the same page as me instead of a bunch of corporate zombie-suits.
Yeah, I know what you mean! I am glad you found a way to escape that ugly place. I am also happily working from my home without having to kneel for suit&tie. So far so good! We are the ROCKSTARS, hahaha.
YOU SAID IT!!! DO YOU NOT FEAR DEATH!?