Homeless and BEAUTY

A well dressed young woman walks down the street. Towards the end of the year, a bomzhiha, who had not been washed, sat in a dirty robe with tangled dirty hair and a corresponding ambergris.
Bomzhiha: - Madame, give 2 dollars for lunch.
Madam, taking out $ 10 from her wallet: - Tell me, just be honest, if I give you 10 and not 2 dollars - you probably buy wine?
Bomzhikha: - What are you! I screwed up many years ago.

• And maybe you will go shopping instead of buying food?
• No, no, what there, food is more important to me!
• And can you go to a hairdresser or a beauty salon?
• You are crazy: I was 20 years old in a hairdresser was not!
  Madam: - In that case, I'll give you $ 100, provided that you go with me and my husband to a restaurant.
  Bomzhikha: - Yes, your husband will kill you! I'm dirty and smell from me yet!
• Nothing, nothing! Let him know what a woman looks like, who does not drink, does not go shopping and does not happen in a hairdresser !!!

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