Easy instruction how to make your Monday memorable!

Out of sight, out of mind, boring Monday! A little part of motivation.
List of things you have to do this day:
· eat your favorite cakes for breakfast;
· stay focused on yourself, don’t pay attention to that man, who sit in the boss’s armchair;
· tell anybody whatever you want. You are always right. Don’t forget about this;
· do nothing, be lazy ass;
· ok, you can do something, but it must be crazy things, for example, drop plants pots from your office’s window;
· once again. People can be wrong, but you are always right, especially on Mondays.
Follow my advices and have a great week!
P.S. I created this sketch today. It calms me down. How do you spend Mondays? Tell me in comments!