Do people have lots of sex on cruise ships?

Yes. Both among guests and crew.

I get those daily security reports. I do see that there are complaints on occasion. You see more complaints from crew than guests, though. We’re packed in more tightly, so the noise carries more clearly. Especially if you’re in one of the rooms that shares one restroom between two cabins.

As for guests, we have lots of honeymoons, anniversaries, and celebrations of all kinds. We also have vast stores of alcohol. So yes, there’s a lot of motion on the ocean.