CAP'N CRUNCH MOUTH
Oh Cap'n, My Cap'n...
It was at the breakfast table, when we first fell in love with you. You were delicious, and you knew it. Just the mere thought of you sent us leaping out of our beds. And there’d you’d await, blue eyes dancing and a smile that lit up our kitchen.
But the years have passed and I’m all grown up. I see things much clearer.
We adored you, but you hurt us.
You tore our mouths up so badly that we may as well have been chomping up bowls of miniature Freddy Krugers instead of Crunch Berries. The lacerations you left on the roofs of our mouths hurt for days.
So, I’ve become a little more skeptical of your joyful façade.
Are you laughing with us or at us? Are you a friend or foe?
I don’t know anything anymore.
One thing is for sure.
You gave us a case of Captain Crunch mouth that we’ll never forget.
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I was always a Captain Crunch fan. I never like Reeses Puff cereal with their peanut butter pieces. Captain Crunch always had better flavor.
Truth.
Hilarious and so true. The pain and torment of this delicious breakfast treat was put to the wayside as a child because of the wonderful sugar rush it supplied. But now I too am a tad more careful when taking on a bowl of crunch berries. Haha. Followed. This is great!
Haha, for sure @teotwawkiman! Thanks for following! Followed you back! Looking forward to reading some of your posts!
Thank you much. Also I am quite fluent with that wonderful sarcasm as well. The Marines definitely showed me a thing or two in that department. Lol. I can't wait to see more of your stuff as well!! :)