No one has seen me and Batman in the same room, secrets revealed here

Are you wondering where Batman went? Well, it's been long enough that I can finally reveal where I've been. First, I was doing karaoke in costume, but people kept bothering me about some crime here or there. I'm getting old and just wanted to slow down a little so I went into hiding and communicated anonymously via Skype. Below is my Skype ID avatar.

I got bored after a while so I joined some fight clubs to keep my skills honed. You never know when you will have to go back to the big show. They didn't know they were facing batman. Of course I won this fight. Batman still has it at 49 years old.

Hey Trump, this is what "winning" looks like. It's when someone else declares you a winner, not yourself.

So what is Batman doing now? Well, I get old like everyone else. Now I'm disguised as a teacher in Thailand and living in peace, meditating and educating kids on how to be good citizens of the earth.

Give an old man and Upvote ! keep me fed

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