My brother and I have this Philosophy. It's called "The Indiana Jones Theory." Absolutley everything that happens to Indiana Jones is terrible; Snakes, boulders, nazis....It's horrific, but it's a great story. So, any time the suck starts, instead of crying or running, we embrace it because that's what makes an adventure.

Damn, that cut does look a little phallic. unfortunately, it is healing very well.