The fool's guide to ruining your life in 10 easy ways!
[A 5 minute read]
As humans, we are wired to think in certain strange ways that make absolutely no sense to anyone else but ourself. There is so much in life that is worth living and working towards for. There is endless untapped potential that most, if not all of us have that is just sitting dormant. But somehow, we sometimes miss the plot entirely. We start living in our own delusional little world, thinking little delusional thoughts that make no sense to anyone, but ourselves. We may not realize it, but it definitely the best way to go about ruining your life.
I've been guilty of some of these, and I figure most of you are too. Well, i've found my plot again, and when I look back in retrospect, it is easy to find out all the little plotholes that had the enormous capability to ruin life as I know it. And with this experience, I notice these plot holes in the lives of other people too, mostly the people I know.
I've compiled all these plot holes into a fool's guide on how to ruin your life in 10 easy ways. Read them and make sure you have them covered!
The Fool's Guide to ruining your life in 10 easy ways
Eat your feelings. Eat all of them, the good, the bad and the ugly. Pizza and coke makes everything palatable anyway.
Burn all your bridges. You never needed a bridge anyway. And you know better than 99.9% of the people around you and everyone else in this world.
Be super - fuckin- careless about stuff. Why worry so much? Too much of effort goes into being responsible for people, your attitude, and responsibility itself requires responsibility. Whoa! Cannot do all that, can you!
Convince yourself that you are 'above everything else'. Not sure what everything else is? No problem, as long as you're above everything else.
Do a bunch of non-constructive shit in your free time. Netflix is the best example. Lazing around and whining about how everything around you is useless comes a close second. Limit productivity to the bare minimum. Because, you know, productivity needs responsibility. Go read point #3 for clarification.
Convince yourself that you need to buy that absolutely awe-fuckin-some product that caught your fancy. It doesn't matter if you would never use it, but you just need to have it! It will at least make your trash collection fancier.
Convince yourself that education is pretty pointless. Or go the other way around and get that super-expensive, fancy degree because, you know, everyone else has one too.
Give no fuck to pretty much anyone, anything and everything before realizing that no one gives a fuck about you too. But then why worry? Might as well burn all the bridges right? Read point #2 again.
Fall in love with someone you can never realistically have. Go one step better and fall in love with someone you know personally and still cannot have. This is the best because you get to see them often and then tear yourself apart.
Convince yourself that you are happy, content and doing amazing in life even though there is a good chance that you aren't. Why give a fuck if you aren't?
BONUS WAY to ruin your life!
Listen to everyone's opinion of your life, and then act upon it. Because people know what's best for you, rather than your fucking self!
I hope the fool proof way of ruining your life helps you. Let me know if you have any other ideas, do comment in the section below.
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