Suck at Homemaking, housework can't kill you, but why chance it?

in #life7 years ago

Only do laundry when there’s nothing left to wear. ?? Jupp ME to ;)
The dust bunnies are the size of kittens under the couch and things growing in the back of the fridge that Louis Pasteur would find fascinating....I have that covered^^

You hate housework because it cuts into your creative time, your at-home-business time, your me-time OR what ever other time we can come up with :P LOL
And when you do get round to it, you make sure everybody knows … and suffers!
Because the thing that makes one hate housework even more is just how darn repetitive it is.. The never ending STORY!!!
The birds are singing. The flowers are budding. Yup, it’s time to clean.. Or maybe NOT???

People, and me in perticular, who don't understand how to use a sponge … or prefer pretending i dont ;)
Now a days, when all of a sudden, people couldn't afford to be eating out as much so they started cooking at home. And all of a sudden they're in their home and noticing messes." You wonder-has someone else been washing your dishes your whole life?"

Men HAVE the right attitude^^
The part I find the entertaining and disgusting at the same time, were these tricks they use to make it look like they did a good job especially if there was some sort of “reward” for helping around the house. While you have to give them some credit for a few of them — really?!?!?! Lets take a look at it>>>
~Rinsing the tub instead of cleaning it (you know, by moving shower head around to hit all angles of the tub)
~Leaving streak marks on windows/mirrors or just forgetting about them altogether
~Spraying cleaner in the sink — (no scrubbing, like spray & shaBang all sparkly, really??!)
~Dusting around things instead of moving them...(Yes i have seen it,Been there! My mom is the queen of this, so il guess its not a male thingi??)
~Wiping crumbs onto the floor instead of into their hand, sink or trash. (Sooo since when did we get a FloorSuckItAllMachine? Were is it & show ME the instructions... :P)
~Pushing the trash down instead of just taking it out (HAHAHA)
~ Washing dishes and leaving pieces of food on them (EW?)
~Throwing a comforter on the bed, but not actually MAKING the bed.
~ Take the carpets out side, presumebly to shake or and wash them, to just leave them on the staircase.. (soo how do they come back inside??)
This are a few of the resons why, they can already be watching football, chilling & you wondering how they got so much done within a particular time frame ;)

If you're like me, housework is simply the worst. Laundry, dishes, vacuuming...fuk that noise
As you get im not a FAN of this clean repeat stuff , soo I>>>>

Outsource it …. to a child, a spouse, a machine or a maid anyy one is fare game ;)

I’m saying that YOU are the CEO of your home

Do yourself a favor and buy a 30 pack or (and) a fifth and drink while you do the work. Bump some tunes and boom you're good to go!

An example, do the dishes I take a shot before I load them, if there happens to be a frying pan, then another shot. Unloading? You win again, shot time. See a cup? Shot :p

Vaccum - I like to pretend I'm destroying small carpet villages as I make each pass (the carpet fluffs up showing your prowess over the feeble carpet villages.) I recommend this for last as it takes some alcohol induced imagination
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Hi melinda, so lovley to see you again :D woohoo Happy you hade fun :D i hade :P

But I like kitten-sized dust bunnies.... 😏 lol...

so your sugesting a noeatcutebunny FloorSuckItAllMachine??? <hm hmm do i need to edit post? :P lol

Ohhh nooo... maybe we can use catch-and-release methods... let them run wild in the forest...

We like catch and release that always works🙄😜😉😀💗 ler EM looose, run forest run lol

Hahaha.... "Roll, Dust Bunny, roll.....!"

LOL no sit bunny, sit!! :P LOL puurfect Ac :D 💗💗💗

Lol... I thought we wanted them all loose n rolling free.... "Born Free!"

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