So that more of them were not here!

This story was told to me by my friend Igor. He lives in the village with his wife and two children. My wife at work had a friend Masha, who did not have her own bath for some reason. Strange, of course, but in the village not all have their baths. So people ask people to wash themselves in the bath, then to others ...

Igor has given kindness to Masha and her husband Vlad come to them on Saturday to pay a bath and soak in their bathhouse. Masha and Vlad came, talked with Igor and his wife, sat for a while at the table. Then Igor said that the bathhouse was already quite damp and you can go to steam. Guests were invited to wash first. They took the towels and went!

In twenty minutes he will be back from the bath with bruises and a little scratched ...

• What happened?!!! The owners asked.

• Yes, there is such a thing ... In general, we decided to have sex in the bath, and the canopy at you is not screwed! ... We fell, we almost got hurt, we bruised our necks ... Vlad even hit his head against the wall. Why did not you screw it up ??? !!! How do you wash yourself?

• Yes, we somehow do not do sex in a bath, and how many years we have a bath - we never broke a canopy like you.

After this incident, Igor resolutely announced to his wife:

• So that there are not more of your friends here !!! And what have they thought of - in our bath to have sex. Still not enough ..