Witness in Chief

Dennis Ngengi is his name, little else is known about him. He has set the internet ablaze with what has been considered bizzare and wierd - given that he has appeared in two accidents that featured high profile individuals in a span of two weeks.!

The first incident was a helicopter crash that claimed the lives of five young individuals in lake Nakuru. The most mentioned individual in that crash was a high flying star pilot who was very skilled in his work its often wondered what could have gone wrong on the fateful day but our speculations remain sealed to conclusion of police investigations. One of the people who appeared first on the scene was this man Dennis, in what is now known as his trademark - he wore this Bluetooth goggles and was quoted on a popular TV station interview as saying that the star pilot was his very close friend and that they had been state pilots.

The second accident claimed the life a very high profile Kenyan, he had recently been elected a governor and was only a month into office when this accident happened. His vehicle while avoiding to hit an oncoming motorbike had swayed dangerously and hit an iron barrier that tore through his vehicle claiming his life. Kenyans were shocked to see the same man Dennis promptly at the scene giving an interview to another popular TV station. He was quoted as saying that we was trailing the Governor while being driven by a policewoman, trying a little bit hard to insinuate that he is a police officer. The account (accident) of what he said transpired was correctly echoed by the driver of the said car when he regained consciousness.

Kenyans have been wondering what kind of coincidence this is! It even caught the attention of the top cop who ordered his arrest and investigation to his character. Part of the investigation has revealed that he is just a con and a criminal who actually has a warrant of arrest dating six years ago! It beats me what his motive is or what is going through his mind and what he hopes to achieve at the end of it all - like all Kenyans i am patiently waiting to hear his end game.

Being Kenyan ofcourse, everything that's bizzare never goes unnoticed and while all these is hard to comprehend at the moment! some witty ones have had a field day trying to make us all laugh amidst all trials, tribulations and the uncertainty that faces our country.

With Dennis Ngengi and his Bluetooth goggles Challenge, here are some of the funny ones i have come across.