What if you were born the opposite gender?

silverstackeruk (70)in #life • 6 years ago

Hello Steemit, today is my day off work and every Monday i give the house a deep cleaning, you know all the stuff the wife misses during the rest of the week, lol. It's only 11.30am and im finished, the house is spotless and ive had breakfast as well. I have decided to reward myself with a pre-PM coffee and spliff. I am currently have way down both and my mind is starting to wonder. You ever think about what if you where born the other gender? What would a female version of SSUK be like? Would i stack silver, prob not. Would i be on steemit are involved with crypto's at all?, dont think so. Would i smoke weed the way i do? not a chance. Would my husband (if married) be a male version of my now wife? and would my kids be the same? It's deffo a very trippy thing to be thinking about with so little weed in my system. This is not a serious post so if you think im gonna go all into deep shit, im not. Im a stoner killing an hour with my random thoughts.

First off, my parents had names picked for both boy and girl and if i was born a girl i would have been Samantha. Any Samantha's i know all have big jugs so i'm happy with my parents choice of name. I take more after my mum so i may have turned out to be a clone of her which would have been ok. My mum is deffo the better/smarter and more rational parent . The more i try to think about it, the more im think there are to many variables and we could never guess what type of people we would be if we were born into the other gender (and yes, there are only 2 genders). I think the best thing to do is google it and take some very scientific quiz's. After much time talking facebook quiz's, some with 6 questions the results have all came back the same.

Turns out i'd be into taekwondo

and i would have a yolo tat

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Anyways, my time is up i gotta go and install a new rear hub to my push bike. That's something i deffo would not be doing if i were a women. Im not saying a women could not are would not this, it's just unlikely when she could bring it to a shop for repair for almost the same price. I guess men just like tinkering and fixing things more than women. Im glad i was born a man, i think men get it more easy than women. Im not sure why that is, i guess it's purely down to fact that males are the more dominant gender, which is the same in nature with most animals.

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