SERIOUSLY! I AM MORE SERIOUS THAN YOU SO I AM MORE RIGHT PERIOD

in #life6 years ago (edited)

You should believe everything I say because I am having a totally serious revelation PERIOD

Americans are now having their brains harvested while they are alive and screaming and watching TV in record numbers PERIOD

Live brains are being exported to China and transplanted into wealthy communist recipients PERIOD

Because there are very few Americans with brains still remaining, everything Americans require is now being done for them by Chinese people who commonly have two brains PERIOD

Meanwhile Americans are specialising in motorcycle design PERIOD They are now making motorbikes with 6 litre V8's so that they can tow caravans with their motorbikes PERIOD

America is also leading the world in punctuation PERIOD. Having already managed to replace . with "PERIOD", they are working towards developing and patenting the words COMMA and HYPHEN PERIOD

I don't want to come across as brainist PERIOD Brains are not related to intelligence and people should be free to identify as having the number of brains they feel comfortable with PERIOD

Again the Usa is leading the world in creating a free and open society in which nobody is discriminated against PERIOD Even a person born without a brain at birth when they are born should be entitled to become the president PERIOD


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i think the chinese have been harvesting brains a lot longer
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That is my first good laugh of the day, superb and thank you PERIOD.

Thanks - here is a Steemit lesson though - don't call Americans brainless morons with an imbecile for a president or they won't share their food!

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I'm looking forward to read comments from Americans PERIOD

I think they said "thank you sir love you are spechule upvote my post where is all the food PERIOD"

What?

Haha love it.......PERIODS

are you on the rags?

'Depends'...If you consider a rag, taking a trip on my magic carpet ride, then yes.

lol

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Feeling !!!

Trying hard to be funny at Americans expense, no problem we will put you guys on our retraining list. Reduce your brains to your namesake. Worms anyone.

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Sometimes I wish we were called Keas (smartest birds in the world)

"Kea are known for their intelligence and curiosity, both vital to their survival in a harsh mountain environment. Kea can solve logical puzzles, such as pushing and pulling things in a certain order to get to food, and will work together to achieve a certain objective. They have been filmed preparing and using tools"

But then the Chinese might come and harvest our brains...

Have to check out this bird. Looks like he can handle himself.

According to wikipedia there are only 3,000 to 7,000 left.

Oh yes - and they can handle your car if you park it and walk off too!

They have been known to totally write off cars that were left with a window open because they just love trashing stuff.

They are very cool, and a bit like cats - you can hand feed them, but keep in mind that their beaks are like wire cutters!

PS - the numbers are growing now but they are hard to count because they live in the mountains. Farmers used to hunt them up until about 40 years ago because they sometimes kill and eat sheep!

I guess they are to big to make pets out of. Need special facilities to keep them.

They really like ski fields - cars to trash, food to steal, lots of snow

I just @follow you,,
Good content On the biography of americans!!!!
Thanks

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