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RE: 💪 22 Push-Up Challenge: Day 2 (English/German)
OK, but it's physiologically not beneficial for the body to do this every day. There should be 48 hours between each trianing. But I will show you how I will do it!!!!!!!
Come on, 22 Push-Ups is nothing, it´s no training :)
I normally do zero, why can't they make a fuckin 20 joints a day challenge.
You asked why there is no 20–Joint Smokin' Challenge, dear @shla-rafia:
(I've waited for this question approx fifty years!)
After one joint: you giggle nicely. It smells phantastic good.
Second one: makes your brain fuzzy. Just a little bit. You still giggle because it's all funny
Third one: brings this wide open emptyness, already. After giggeling but one of the competitors is smoking in a funny style, you have to giggle again. Gosh! You've made it. The first barrier is managed.
Fourth one: doesn't change just one thing all over the whole world.
Fifth one: Still no changes at all, but tiredness is coming over your head.
Sixth one: you are totally quiet now, absolutely, no more words will pollute the clean quiet world. Oh yes the others idiots are still talking in the audience. But they will notice, there is nothing to talk at all in such a universe, very soon! Real monks doesn't talk. They even doesn't talk to any god. Because god isn't talking anyway. You must not talk to the infinity. No one is listening over there. Oh how empty human being is… fascinating.
Seventh one: still the same…
Eight one: you have to go to toilet… not really, but you have the feeling, may be or not…
Nineth one: you sit on toilet and asking why.
Tenth one: The toilet isn't answering, so you leave the bathroom.
Eleventh one: The Tibetian referee doesn't want to count your toilet joints because you locked the door. You want to protest but protest is too exhausting.
Twelfth one (Joint, don't forget it!): The Russian referee takes a pot shot on the ceiling just over the american referee. He tries to wake you up. Because you should stay in to the competition or scratch it. You show him your stinky finger. He is famliar with such sign and give you sophisticated grin (no giggle at all!).
Thirteenth one: You thought lately the eleventh one will make you sleeping but now you think you are a hero and take the
Fourteenth one: Its blaze is burning a hole in your jacket, the sweater, the vest, your skin, the Chinese referee extinguish the rising flames with the help of his soda water.
Sixteenth one: The assistant is refreshing you skin. You are looking at her breasts and think about the word bosom, asking the assistant what she has to do with CERN.
Seventeenth one: You want to got to the toilet but don't know, what to do there.
Eighteenth one: You tell them it is your twentieth one but the tibetian referee is giggeling.
Nineteenth one: The other referees are giggeling too.
Twentieth one: You had twentytwo now but all the people around are giggeling. You want to ask who is the winner but nobody cares. You are just sitting in the coffeeshop since three hours. There's nothing else. Just giggeling people and your headache.
:)